Friday, October 24, 2008

Marriage is great.

My wife, Paige, just told me I need to go to the store to pick something up for her. She can't go because

A) She's in her pajamas.

B) She's not wearing make-up.

For the record

A) I am in my pajamas.

B) I am not wearing make-up.

But I am going to change clothes and go to the store.

In the eternal contest of who-loves-whom-more, I just want it noted that I am winning tonight.

(Sure, she bore my child and all, but I am willing to defy my own sense of logical consistency for her benefit, so... um...)


Anonymous said...

I want it noted that Ben was wearing his pajamas under his pants, and already had shoes on and wearing a hat. So it's not like he wasn't ready to go. :)


@bdul muHib said...

Why aren't you wearing make-up? Are you not secure enough to wear make-up? What are you compensating for?

Palin called herself a Joe Six-Pack. She wears $20,000 worth of make-up. Are you saying you aren't a Joe Six-Pack?

For shame!

Anonymous said...

I want to know if Benjamin came home ONLY with what Paige sent him to the store for or IF, like many of the male of the species, he also brought home other STUFF.

Please note that Ben teaches English and cannot spell m-a-r-r-i-a-g-e.
his mom.

@bdul muHib said...

I just assumed he was going for some fancy Middle English spelling...