Saturday, March 07, 2009

25 Random Lies About Me, issue fourteen

14. I may or may not be a secret agent, working for the CIA.

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That's all I can say about that.

But I am.


On one highly classified mission that I can't tell you about, I may or may not have been sent by our government to shoot one of our own sitting senators with a dart which makes an otherwise intelligent man ramble on in a way that's designed to be career ending.

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In fact, this senator experienced this kind of attack multiple times. He may or may not be vice president now.

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