Friday, February 13, 2009

25 Random Lies About Me, issue four

4. I have a human eyeball in a box in my attic.

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It’s a souvenir from a bar fight I got into once. I tried to poke the other guy in both eyes, but he blocked using the vaunted three-stooges-defense.

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It turned out my middle finger was longer than his four fingers were wide, and one of his eyes popped out onto the pool table. I grabbed his eye, along with the quarters we’d both left on the edge of the table (we were arguing about whose turn it was), shoved both in my pocket, and ran out of the bar. I kept the eye, but I think I spent the quarters on a parking meter.

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1 comment:

@bdul muHib said...

#4: Who doesn't?